My nimrod boyfriend has 10 computer monitors. For what? I don't know. Most are just collecting dust, not even hooked up.

(He also has six desktop CPUs and five laptops, of which, he uses four -- but that's a separate blog entry.)

On average, he sends me links to two monitors a day which he'd like to add to his assortment.

Yesterday, he added another monitor to his collection, and repeated his continued threat/dream of building "a wall of monitors."

There's a snake roaming around my nimrod boyfriend's house for the past five days.

The snake escaped when his roommate, Mike, was cleaning its cage. To catch the snake, Mike set up bottles with dead mice inside -- he says the snake will enter the bottle, eat the mouse, and then be too bloated to get back out of the bottle.

There's dead mice in bottles all over my nimrod boyfriend's house for the past four days.

I don't know what's worse the snake or the dead mice.