There's a snake roaming around my nimrod boyfriend's house for the past five days.

The snake escaped when his roommate, Mike, was cleaning its cage. To catch the snake, Mike set up bottles with dead mice inside -- he says the snake will enter the bottle, eat the mouse, and then be too bloated to get back out of the bottle.

There's dead mice in bottles all over my nimrod boyfriend's house for the past four days.

I don't know what's worse the snake or the dead mice.