Fun Freedom Fried Chicken Friday / fən frē-dəm frī-d chi-kin frī-dā / noun / a day in which a person, typically male, gorges oneself with domestic fowl that has been battered or floured and then cooked in a vat of fat because his significant other is out of town, usually occurs on the sixth day of the week, but can be any day

Etymology: coined by my nimrod boyfriend in 2007

Usage Example: Let’s go to the chicken hut for Fun Freedom Fried Chicken Friday since the girls are away.